Jeff 'Joker' Moreau

Jeff 'Joker' Moreau "Yeah, this is 98 percent of my job. I just watch buttons flash. Sometimes I press one."

TMI Tuesday aboard the Normandy! Ask the best pilot in the galaxy any question you want!

Physical Therapy | Joker

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She chuckled, showing most of her teeth. Then tilted his chin down so their lips could meet. Making her tongue make contact with his, sharing his seeming, sweet taste. Keeping his Hot, throbbing member in her hand. Stroking, caressing, every inch of him. She pushed him back, making him lay back against the chair once more. She used her other hand to remove his shirt, and began nibbling very gently at his collar bones, she didn’t want to ruin the mood by hurting him. Continuing to caress his erection, she looked up in to Jeff’s face, with a dark lust in her eyes. “Beg.” She smirked seductively, “I want you to beg for more. And I swear, I won’t fucking stop tell you’re shaking.”

She felt so dominate, but she didn’t want to be too hard. But just enough to keep things interesting. She was consumed with arousal and lust, and eager for him to give in to her demands. She wanted to “Pilot” him.

Joker leaned forward enough for Kelly to remove his shirt, then reluctantly laid backwards in his chair. He writhed in his chair for a while as she stroked him, he could feel his release building but it was still a little ways away. Then her eyes darkened and she told him to beg. He almost couldn’t stop his eyes from rolling in his head. She was going to drive him mad, quickly. 

He obliged, anyways. He tilted his head back before opening his mouth. “Please, please don’t stop. Don’t be cruel.” he begged. He looked down at her through heavy lidded eyes and ran his fingers through her hair, gripping a handful of it in his hands. “Just don’t stop.”

"Have you ever considered yourself to be a, "romantic"? Or, have you ever wanted a very romantic relationship?"

Asked by Anonymous

I’m not romantic. I know that.

I have a charm that the ladies just can not resist, though. /Smirks/

But, I am in a relationship with Kelly. I don’t know if you could call it romantic. But it’s all I could ever want. 

Just saying. 

"Will you ever propose to Kelly? If so, how?"

Asked by Anonymous

Maybe, but it’s too early to say anything for sure.

And I honestly don’t know how I’d propose.

/Shrugs/ Haven’t given this much thought. 

TMI Tuesday aboard the Normandy! Ask the best pilot in the galaxy any question you want!

Physical Therapy | Joker

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She was driving him crazy. And she loved it. The rough edge to his grasp, guiding her up, and down. She could tell from his shutters, and moans that it’s been a while since he felt something even remotely close to this. Letting her mouth caress his throbbing member. She lets her tongue dance over his tip. She pulled away, began to nibble his inner thighs. She wanted to see him beg. Wanted to see desperation in his gaze. If he wanted her to continue, he would have to beg. And it would have to be damn well satisfying.

Joker kept the grip he had in her hair firm as he continued to guide her mouth over himself. He tilted his head back and closed his eyes in bliss. His lips parted as his moans grew louder. 

The pilot’s eyes snapped open when she slid him out of her mouth and he looked down at her as she nibbled at his inner thigh. His look was curious with a bit of mischief mixed in. He grinned down at her, “Tease.” he breathed before leaning further down to kiss her forhead.

When she stayed where she was, nibbling and rubbing at his thighs, he felt like he was going to burst with anticipation. She was being a horrible tease, he loved it. He pulled on her hair slightly before bringing her eyes to meet the intense desire in his own. “Please, don’t stop because of me.” he smirked, his eyes beginning to darken with need.

Physical Therapy | Joker

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She smiled seductively at his words. She began to kiss lightly, over the bulge in hos trousers. She felt his member, getting harder, and harder against her lips. Again, she took her mouth over to the top rim of his trousers and bit it. Pulling down, his throbbing member was being unveiled. Watching him standing up on end she couldn’t help but feel aroused, excited, and eager. Eager, to see his reaction, eager, to be this intimate. She took him in her hand, stroking, caressing, and began kissing his tip lightly. Watching his face. His head leaned back, the noises escaping his mouth. She finally put his hot, throbbing member inside her hot, wet mouth. Sucking, and deep throating while letting moans sneak past her throat.

Joker threw his head back as she began to pull his underwear over his erection, which had surprisingly grown very quickly. He tried to hold back a few of the moans and sighs threatening to break past his lips, but was not able to force them all back. 

He let out a long moan as she wrapped her hand around him and lowered herself to kiss his member. He fisted his fingers further into her hair and pulled slightly as she slid him into her mouth. He casually bucked his hips slowly, relishing the feel of her lips and tongue surrounding his hardened shaft. 

The small moans she made in her throat while she did this was driving him mad. He could feel his testicles contract as he felt the sweet pressure building to his release. He moaned her name before pulling on her hair a little harder, guiding her mouth over his throbbing member a little faster. 

Physical Therapy | Joker

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Kelly could feel the comforting prickliness of Jeff’s beard when they kissed. She began to rub, stroke, and caress all over his body. She began to go lower. Kissing his neck, and his chest, and his exposed skin from his rolled up shirt. She loved the noises he was making. Just think of the noise he’ll make in a minute. She was off the chair, but her lips had not left contact with Jeff’s body. She was biting, nibbling where she pleased. She removed the Velcro strap, which kept his pants together, with her teeth and pulled them off his lower body. She went back to nibbling, right over the rim of his boxers, lifting up her eyes to meet his which were looking back down at her. They both knew what was about to happen next.

Joker rolled his tongue into her mouth before she broke the kiss and began trailing lighter ones down his neck, to his chest and on his belly. He shivered, unable to stop a few moans from leaving his throat as she continued to go lower with her lips. He ran his fingers through her hair softly, fisting his hands into her hair as she pulled the velcro strap of his trousers off with her teeth. 

His body jerked slightly as she began to kiss and nibble the rim of his underwear, he could feel himself already beginning to grow rigid with need. He looked down into her eyes as she gazed up at him and smiled warmly before leaning down and kissing her forehead. “I like where this is going.” he whispered in her ear before leaning back upwards in his chair. 

Physical Therapy | Joker

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Kelly took a hold of his hands on her shoulders. “We should change that,” she said with a seductive smile. She stood up, moving even closer to him. She stepped over his chair with one leg. She slowly sat down, onto his lap but didn’t put much pressure on him. She brought his still moving hands to her hips, making him cup her sides. She grabbed his chin, pulling his face up for his eyes to meet hers. He looked so beautiful in the orange glow of the lite up controls.

Joker chuckled as she climbed over his lap and allowed her to guide his hands to her hips. He smiled up at her when she gripped his chin, his breath almost hitching at the sight of her. She was so beautiful and she was his. He let his hands caress her waist as he answered. “Yes, lets.” he smirked before leaning upwards and pressing his lips to hers. 

Physical Therapy | Joker

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“I can see that,” She snickered. She continued, tracing the profile of his body, with her palms. She removed his hat and placed it on her head, and rubbed his scalp. Running her fingers through his hair and kissing his head, she could feel him melting with her touch. She stood up, walking and squatting right beside him, watching his hands moving quickly in a blur over the orange, glowing controls.

“When was the last time you took a break?” She had asked EDI how long he had been up, working. 30 hours and not one minute had he relaxed. She placed one hand on his inner thigh softly, and kept it there. She began to stroke softly, and felt a shutter go through his body at her touch.

Joker sighed as Kelly worked her fingers through his hair, his hands slowed their ever vigilant frenzy over the controls. He leaned back in his chair happily, relaxing even more. His eyes followed her as she walked into his peripheal vision and he quirked a brow. Just what was she doing?

He inwardly cringed at her question, knowing she would not like his answer. He couldn’t remember the last time he had actually taken a break. Time kind of melts into nothingness when he’s in the pilot’s chair. But, he did not think she would understand that. 

He shuttered when he felt her hand on his inner thigh and he brought his gaze down to her beside him. His hands left the console and he placed them on her shoulders. “It’s been a while since I’ve taken a break. I don’t remember when I took one last.” he admitted with a slight shrug.

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